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Cops: Woman Posed as Doctor to Do Breast Exams
Police arrested a woman in Idaho's capital city after they say she impersonated a plastic surgeon and conducted breast exams on at least two women in local bars.
Kristina B. Ross was arrested Tuesday and jailed on accusations of unlicensed practice of medicine. It all started earlier this month, when Boise police were called to a downtown medical office by employees of a licensed plastic surgeon.
Police say the office was getting calls from prospective patients who wanted to see a Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna. But no doctor by that name worked at the office. Police got contact information for the women who had called, interviewed them — and then identified the 37-year-old Ross, who isn't licensed to practice medicine.
A phone listing for a Kristina Ross in Boise was disconnected
Damn...there goes a perfectly good pick-up line...shoot!! LOL!!
Police arrested a woman in Idaho's capital city after they say she impersonated a plastic surgeon and conducted breast exams on at least two women in local bars.
Kristina B. Ross was arrested Tuesday and jailed on accusations of unlicensed practice of medicine. It all started earlier this month, when Boise police were called to a downtown medical office by employees of a licensed plastic surgeon.
Police say the office was getting calls from prospective patients who wanted to see a Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna. But no doctor by that name worked at the office. Police got contact information for the women who had called, interviewed them — and then identified the 37-year-old Ross, who isn't licensed to practice medicine.
A phone listing for a Kristina Ross in Boise was disconnected
Damn...there goes a perfectly good pick-up line...shoot!! LOL!!
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Small Victories
Girl can wear tux for yearbook
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/11/18/Girl-can-wear-tux-for-yearbook/UPI-76321290103280/
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/11/18/Girl-can-wear-tux-for-yearbook/UPI-76321290103280/
Breast exams in local bars ? That's ominous !
But ..If I think of it .....i find it hot ..
But ..If I think of it .....i find it hot ..
this is a route but it end. Perfect lines, perfect tar.... It's in Sardinia btw Olbia-San Teodoro.. It's so crazy, but it's ITALY..
http://ripper.splinder.com/post/10562102
http://ripper.splinder.com/post/10562102
Never heard about that !!! LOL! If any road leads to Rome ...this is not the case !
Oh this lady is a genuis. Its not her fault girls are stupid enough to fall for it. I can just picture it now....
Ross: Hey can I buy you a drink? Oh did you know that I am a plastic surgeon? My specialty is breasts.
Lady in bar: Oh my, what a coincidence, I am not happy with my breasts.....
Ross: What? Let me feel.
Lady in bar: Oh ok, should we do it here at the bar or somewhere else?
Ross: Well, we can go back to my place.....
YSF bows to her.
Ross: Hey can I buy you a drink? Oh did you know that I am a plastic surgeon? My specialty is breasts.
Lady in bar: Oh my, what a coincidence, I am not happy with my breasts.....
Ross: What? Let me feel.
Lady in bar: Oh ok, should we do it here at the bar or somewhere else?
Ross: Well, we can go back to my place.....
YSF bows to her.
LOL YSF , I love your screenplay !!!
I have a secret to confess .. I wish I was the Lady in the Bar more than "Ross"..
Uhm.. I think I should post this now in that other thread "Sexual Fantasies"..
May I continue ..?
Ok ..
Ross : ( "Doc") : .. ok .. sit here on the sink ..
Lady in the bar : Ok ...What have I do ? Have I to undress ?
Doc : Yes , how can I examine you if you keep your bra on ?
Lady in the bar : Ok .. sorry .. it is just that it 's so cold..
Doc : don't worry and let me touch you ..
Lady in the bar : Your ..your ... your ... hands are so cold but so soft and delicate ...
To be continued ...
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I have a secret to confess .. I wish I was the Lady in the Bar more than "Ross"..
Uhm.. I think I should post this now in that other thread "Sexual Fantasies"..
May I continue ..?
Ok ..
Ross : ( "Doc") : .. ok .. sit here on the sink ..
Lady in the bar : Ok ...What have I do ? Have I to undress ?
Doc : Yes , how can I examine you if you keep your bra on ?
Lady in the bar : Ok .. sorry .. it is just that it 's so cold..
Doc : don't worry and let me touch you ..
Lady in the bar : Your ..your ... your ... hands are so cold but so soft and delicate ...
To be continued ...
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I bet there would be no "left overs" in my house!!!
Marijuana Activist Whips Up Thanksgiving Pot Recipes
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/marijuana-activist-presents-thanksgiving-pot-recipes/19725099
Marijuana Activist Whips Up Thanksgiving Pot Recipes
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/marijuana-activist-presents-thanksgiving-pot-recipes/19725099
[quote="paperinik"]interesting story I want to be Doc.. [/quote
Doc: I lotion them daily....here let me put a little lotion on your breasts so you can feel.
Lady: Oh, that feels nice. Have you ever done this before?
Doc: In a bar? No I can't say that I have. You are my first. I would not normally do this....you just seemed "special".
Lady: Oh my, you think I am special.
Doc: Uh huh.
Lady: Um, is sucking on my nipple part of the routine?
Doc: I lotion them daily....here let me put a little lotion on your breasts so you can feel.
Lady: Oh, that feels nice. Have you ever done this before?
Doc: In a bar? No I can't say that I have. You are my first. I would not normally do this....you just seemed "special".
Lady: Oh my, you think I am special.
Doc: Uh huh.
Lady: Um, is sucking on my nipple part of the routine?
[quote="yellowsmileyfaces"]
interesting.. I would do it in the same way...
paperinik wrote:interesting story I want to be Doc.. [/quote
Doc: I lotion them daily....here let me put a little lotion on your breasts so you can feel.
Lady: Oh, that feels nice. Have you ever done this before?
Doc: In a bar? No I can't say that I have. You are my first. I would not normally do this....you just seemed "special".
Lady: Oh my, you think I am special.
Doc: Uh huh.
Lady: Um, is sucking on my nipple part of the routine?
interesting.. I would do it in the same way...
Maybe it's because I don't have my very own "Magic Wand"......
http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2010/12/09/dirty-harry-man-pleasures-himself-at-harry-potter-screening.htm
http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2010/12/09/dirty-harry-man-pleasures-himself-at-harry-potter-screening.htm
I guess when you feel it, you feel it. Harry Potter though huh? I would have thought Batman, Superman or even Spiderman. I mean who wouldn't to be saved in a man in tights?
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